I started watching TV cooking shows in the late 90s (e.g. Good Eats, Iron Chef, Naked Chef etc.) and I would just cook what I saw for my friends. They were all “wow ChickenLady you’re such an amazing chef” for a few years until they started watching that shit themselves. Then they were all “you should have used white balsamic vinegar and black garlic in that”.
I feel like one of the garlics could be replaced with a shallot.
But then there would be less garlic :(
And when you can’t cook at all just throw in some butter and/or bacon at the end and BOOM!..tasty and delicious!
Image is missing cooking cream and basil.
Cream is a crutch. Well, sometimes. Mint relatives are good.
Soffritto 🤌
You can also drizzle olive oil and za’attar on top of anything and basic bitches like me will think it’s fancy.
Go to an international grocery store and buy a jar of anything you have trouble pronouncing.
Put black garlic in everything.
Like surströmming
I’d be unsure how to prepare it in a way that my American palate would enjoy it, but fermented fish as Asian ‘fish sauce’ is mighty tasty when used correctly, so it’d be worth a shot. My google search (I was pretty sure it was similar to lutefisk, but wasn’t sure how) had an AI overview question of ‘is it illegal to open surströmming indoors?’, which I thought was funny.
So many things taste great after a fermentation that we don’t always notice the process: cheese, sourdough, beer/wine/liquor, kimchi, (some kinds of) pickles, etc, including meats such as salami and chorizo. Why not a fish?
I may be misreading things, but if you’re going to pick on a regional specialty… pick on durian :P I’m assuming it’s like coriander, in that some find it pleasant and others disgusting based on their genetics. I’m in the latter category for durian. Foods for me are like pokemon: Gotta try 'em all.
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Some only once.
What I’m picking on is the idea of going into the international grocery store and buying some random thing. I’ve cooked all over the world with a variety of ingredients, many of the dried, fermented, salted…randomness is fine if you’re cooking for Ted Allen otherwise at least look it up first.
Smoked anything, as well. My guilty vegan addition to too many meals is Liquid Smoke it smoked paprika. Makes nothing ingredients like bland beans and tofu actually taste like something.
The jury is out as to whether these delicious ingredients will cause cancer. Probably not any more than me overcooking everything to get a delicious char, this setting off the smoke alarm whenever I’m allowed near a burner.
to get a delicious char
Didnt knew sou could eat a char
the picture correctly includes double dose of garlic, but i’m missing the paprika and lard/bacon. source: i’m originally from hungary.
Wow, I hate to bring up Spanish smoked paprika then.
I love me some smoked paprika!
Red onions make you stinky. White onions only ✅
laughs in French
Red onions make you stinky. White onions only ✅
Objectivley wrong but ok
Who tf are you quoting? Also I’m not wrong about the red onions. Places that use a lot of red onions always make me stink afterwards.
fixed lol
Also use some wine for even more smells! Even when cooking Western food, I’ve grown fond of using a little bit of Shaoxing wine, and replacing a bit of salt with a dash of soy + fish sauce for more complex umami
I always use wine when cooking anything with tomatoes in it. Tomatoes (and other vegetables) have a lot of flavor compounds that are alcohol-soluble and the wine brings them out.
I see you’re a man of culture as well.
For European cuisine, I like replacing salt with anchovies as they are basically just salt with benefits.
Have you ever tried cooking your own Jamaican Jerk marinade? Pimento, chili, garlic, onions, thyme and ginger, nutmeg, cloves plus soy sauce. And since that is supposed to cook for hours… your kitchen will smell lovely for days.
Ooh interesting! Will have to try that.
Never even made Jamaican food! Do you have a go-to recipe or chef/youtuber you’d recommend for jerk marinade/Jamaican flavours?
Herbs and ginger also smell really nice.
Butter is missing from this
How does butter smell good?
If you don’t know about brown butter, I am sad for you.
Butter smells good when cooking something, must be a subjective thing but to me it smells really good.
Maybe in America, not in Spain
And in Dinamarca!
Should be clarified butter or a a more neutral oil.
Using olive oil for sauteeing isnt the worst but it’s kind of mid. Heat will bring out bitterness and the smoke point is low. Save your olive oil for finishing dishes or using in cool/cooled preparations, where its aroma and fruitiness can actually shine instead of getting dulled by heat.
If you let olive oil get hot enough to hit the smoke point for a sofritto you’re doing it wrong…
You’re still going to get off flavors and waste money in the process.
If the whole Mediterranean region cooks with oil that way they’re not “off flavours”, are they? Then they’re just the flavours of the regional cuisine.
I didn’t say you can’t, I said it’s a bit mid. Most traditional Mediterranean cooks keep two kinds of olive oil- cheap, refined olive oil for everyday frying and roasting, and more flavorful extra-virgin olive oil for salads and drizzling over finished dishes. Regular olive oil is milder and better suited to higher heat, so you’re not burning off expensive aromas. extra-virgin is basically olive “juice” with all the peppery, fruity notes you actually want to taste, so it is best used raw or at low heat. Outside that region, though, most people (at least here in Canada and I would guess the US as well) just have one bottle of extra-virgin and use it for pan frying too, which works okay but is a bit of a waste of its flavor and price.
Right, thanks for clarifying 🙂 I agree, don’t use extra virgin for frying. Still, I don’t think it gives off bitter flavours whatever you do unless you treat it really bad.
In Denmark, we traditionally cook using butter, but I like to use whatever fits the dish I am doing.
I’ve long meant to publish a cookbook but since it’s probably not going to happen I’ll share my concept here. It was going to be called “it starts with an onion” About 90% of the dishes I make start this way. Even if a recipe doesn’t call for it, I’ll often just start with some diced onion in oil and then began the recipe. If you have some ingredients around and you are trying to think of what to do with them, envision a Dutch oven or frying pan with some softened salted chopped onions in it and start planning what you will add too it. It’s a solid start to many a meal. Also, don’t underestimate shallots. They are like if garlic and onion had a baby.
It starts with onions,
nice, small and diced,
set the pan temperature not too high
then add some olive oil, you’ll see why,
and then let them sauté until! They’re! Fine!
Amazing, I was thinking of the beat of the song reading the main text and here you are giving me lyrics to go with it before I could even ask or mention.
I wanted a sautéed onion candle so I can get my roommate’s hopes up for a good dinner.
As an aside, why do I feel like this is an alt account with a not-so-similar, yet-still-similar, name?
This is what I was missing from Reddit. Recognizing a prominent user across tons of different communities makes the fediverse feel warm.
That’s SatansMaggotyCumfart (or something like that)
😉
Just commented on it in the previous post. It’s alarmingly not-so-similar, yet-still-similar …
Don’t let your dreams be dreams! Infusing scents should be as easy as soaking the aromatic you want in a carrier oil for a while and then mixing it with a wax!
Just… Don’t yell at me if you don’t get your apartment’s deposit back.
We’ve seen SMCF’s dreams.
They need to stay dreams.Should I blend the oil and onion together so there aren’t big chunks in it?
I assume it would be the opposite. Use full slices so you can get them out of the oil with a sieve.
Exactly, always strain out. Chunks mean rot and mold.
Chunks mean rot and mold.
I wonder if asafoetida would work instead of onion?
It is a bit different but people unfamiliar likely wouldnt really be able to tell the difference. You’d still want to strain it out probably.
…username checks out 😄
Edit: nevermind! I misread Santa as Satan lol
Is this SatansMaggotyCumFart’s alt, or their nemesis?
Both? 🤷
You could do what my old roommate did and microwave an onion on high for 8 minutes. Everything in the apartment smelled like onions for a while.
Throw a fish in there too.
Really win them over with microwave popcorn after the fish.
And turmeric… oniony Fish curry. It would remind me of my countless months living in various extended stay hotels.
